Funny Conversations

Upon realising that I lived in Marine Parade, YJ in Ang Mo Kio and YL in Tanjong Pagar,
Me: My goodness, we have the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost...
YJ: You mean the the Father, the Son and the Holy Goh...

On watching a particularly young SPG with a particularly old ang mor:
Me: Ah the powers of the flesh...
YL: But he's so old!
Me: Her flesh lah, not his!

With reference to 50 Young Singaporeans to Watch Out For in the papers today:
Me: Did you check out the marital status of these people? If you take out the married ones, you've got a list of the most eligible people in Singapore...
YL: Well did you notice that all the female academics are single, while all the female civil servants are married and with 2 children?