Finally back after a couple of weeks in Australia. Didn't have too bad a time there, except for the rather bad weather - blazingly hot in the day, and freezing at night, and when it rained, it poured and poured and poured.
Some interesting stories to tell:
Living Conditions
No proper bunks for us there - we squeezed into a huge tent, with each tent occupying 16 guys. No beds either, we slept on safari beds (essentially a canvas sheet propped up by pieces of metal). Totally spartan, but the good thing - no need for area cleaning. Unfortunately my safari bed gave way after a few days and I spent a good part of my stay there sleeping in my sleeping bag on the ground. Showers were also very interesting, consisting a water bag with a shower head at the bottom, hoisted up by a nylon rope around a pulley attached to the ceiling. So, very troublesome to shower, must fill pail with water (very slow, as hot water came out in trickles) to pour into water bag. Also, no cubicles, which proved to be quite awkward when your superiors were showering at the same time as you were.
Wildlife
Yes, we saw kangaroos out in the wild a la safari-style, but that was nothing compared to finding a frog in the toilet bowl. I kid you not. The first time I used the toilet, I did the usual routine when using a public toilet - toilet bowl? check. toilet seat? check, then proceeded with my business. When I flushed after I was done though, I saw these two dark slivers peek out from under the rim of the toilet bowl... only to discover, to my horror, that they were the legs of a frog. Very nice, all this while I had been sitting on the toilet bowl with a frog in it. Well as a result the new routine before using the toilet included the flush even if bowl is clean to check if there are frogs. After all, I had found frogs in the bowl, under the rim, and worse, on the toilet seat.
And we all discovered the amazing pest called the tick, which leapfrogged (pun intended) its way to the top of the most-annoying blood sucker above the sandfly and mosquito. Why? Well the mosquito is really annoying when it flies around your ears, making that irritating humming sound when you're trying to sleep, and the sandfly's bites are really painful, but the tick... when it bites you, it embeds itself in your skin and stays there. And that's just plain gross.
Modes of Transport
Over the course of my stay in Australia, I had taken a:
Plane: To fly there, obviously
Coach: From the airport to the camp
Bike: Which was one of the things we had to do there, riding bike cross country.
3 and 5 tonner: The usual military lorry
M113: An armored personnel carrier - they're all tanks to me
Super Puma: A helicopter of some sort.
Ferry: We were brought to some island during R&R
And of course, my own 2 feet.
Exercise in Boliaoness
So for the last few days I was there, I was attached to another unit to participate in some experiment, where they made us carry an extremely heavy signal set, and an extremely fragile PDA and GPS to test out some system where they can track our movement (the GPS sends our location via the signal set), and we can see each other in our PDAs. Sounds good in concept, but it totally didn't work. The radio link was so flakey (either that or the protocol they were using sucks, which is what I'm inclined to believe, since we can usually send data over the radio link) that we could almost never see each other. Best part was that the whole thing was so ill-planned we weren't briefed on what we were supposed to do till we were outfield, just before we moved off on the mission. The DSTA engineers were quite panicky by then, as we were supposed to be showcased to all the high ranking dudes who would observe our movements from some remote computer. One wonders if they'd gotten to a demo-ready stage, the thing should actually work, but no.... Minus points for DSTA engineers.
The Great Class Divide
But some strange twist of fate, an old friend from JC and college happened to go to Australia - only thing is that she was there as staff of DSTA. Wanted to talk to her during the only time in the camp I met her - at the final dinner, but she was *gasp* sitting with the Brigade Commander, and constantly surrounded by the big shots, while I was skulking around foraging for food. Oh the pariahs we are!
Finally, I overheard a conversation between a couple of my NS mates, going something like:
A: Aiyah, don't want la...
B: Must try leh...
A: No money la...
B: If you try the ang mor zha bor, you'll be king lor! Imagine what your friends will think? You can tell them all you've tried ang mor lor! I'll kowtow to you!
Very nice.
Anyway, some pics my friend took while we were there.